WOMEN: YOU SHOULD READ THIS

I’ve gone over this and it made me really….. yeah OK, OK, I’m there!
Some sort of things women should know…. GURLS, go over this and see what you have to say.

1. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
2. Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers
3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
4. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
5. If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
6. Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.
7. Never let your man's mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
8. Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
9. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
11. Women don't make fool of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
12. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
13. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
14. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
15. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
16. Sadly, all men are created equal.
17. Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
18. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
19. There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you can still use them.

Women, any reaction? …. I love that number 13. LOL!

16 comments

  1. nah mao jud ate vernz! I agree jud pud sa no. 13! lahi ra jud nang minyo namo labi na kung naa nay anak... waaaaaaaaaaah!

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  2. this is a big ouch...:D


    eric
    http://www.blogdemanila.com/

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  3. like that #13 too. :) The #3 and 8 made me laugh a lot but all of them were hilariously true... hahaha... jks...

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  4. #5..i like it but do not include my sons waaaaaaaaa

    #10...waaaa my eldest is now 22 and has no gf...busy sa computer waaaaaa

    #14....waaaa wag na lang...kay maski doctor na assign didto..natakdan na pod hahaha

    You had a funny post Vernz..thanks sa smile hahaha

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  5. nakakatawa! hahaha! I like the number 7. :D

    pibyang,Elijah's Crib was here to visit you mommy vernz. :)

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  6. @ Josie, yes sis, siguro nga... yung mga may asawa na ... hahaha...

    @ Kayce.... waaaaa, mao jud dear!

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  7. @ Eric, hahahaah! siguro naman wala ka sa 19 na yun... heheheh!

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  8. @ RAche, so true.. hehhe, glad I made you laugh.. thanks for seeing me..

    @ Sis Rose, waaaa... pero nagsisi tuloy ako bakit..hahahah! juk!

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  9. @ Kat. kay nganu suko ka... heheheh! sa pluto kat kay layo-layo masaag na jud siya di na jud kauli... hahahah!

    @ Zek, thanks for smiling with me zek, and thanks you for the comment, I appreciate it very much!

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  10. hahhaha...I had a very good laugh...thanks for sharing te....lol!

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  11. They're all funny! All married women can tell that #13 is so true, as well as #9. LOL!

    Have a good day Vernz!
    EVERY THOUGHT COUNTS

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  12. hahahaha...nice one... i love #9.. so true..all the same!!!!

    http://dkgo514.blogspot.com

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  13. sis..pa repost ako nito ha...para mabasa ko ng paulit2, at mabasa rin nya...hahahha

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  14. #8 - that's where I am now, and of course to only one him. :) ..

    #13 - that is true. you'll never know until you get there.

    #14 makes me laugh ... yikes!

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